The Skalds are Blitting

Introduction

Thank you very much for choosing Blitskald for your musical needs. Blitskald is the cumulative result of many man hours of painstaking research and development, and we hope the end product will provide you with many hours of listening pleasure.

Unpacking

Within your Blitskald you should find the following:

  • 1 x Box of Assorted Bleeps
  • 1 x Container of Lyrics

Operation

After unpacking the above, and checking all items are present, simply place all of the above items together and musical creation should begin automatically. If this fails, please add quantities of Single Malt whisky or Fine Port until success is achieved.

NOTE: There are no returns on this product after unboxing. This does not affect your statutory rights.